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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

Grace distracting Rocky by putting on a youtube compilation of japanese beetle fights and he gets like. weirdly into it. to an alarming degree. and grace has to figure out if its like entertainment or borderline porn for him and rocky will not give a straight answer

#YES. THROW SMALLER RIVAL OFF BRANCH. PROVE SUPERIORITY OF STRENGTH. OF CARAPACE HARDINESS#WIN MATE RIGHTS YES YES YES#grace: oh is this like a sex thing. is this porn to you#Rocky: rocky just likes when they clash. very entertaining to rocky.#he introduces him to ram and elk dominance fights and he also likes those. he's doing science rocky is having a great time (unspecified)

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea