Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost.

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

when grimes removed “anti-imperialist” from her twitter bio.

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

New immortal vs. old immortal

ALL OF THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that

LMAO but wouldn’t the rest of the world send help or something like that?

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

I couldn’t even read that in my head

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

my act of resistance each day is removing comments from posts

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.