wisdom comes violent

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

you people neeeed to stop making someone bathing someone else into this inherently weird/gross/awkward/horny thing it is a completely neutral action. it is normal. every animal has to groom itself or be groomed. people need to be cleaned. it is completely normal and expected for a social species to clean/groom one another- whether through affection, necessity, or both. there is nothing weird about washing your loved ones. there is nothing weird about washing someone who can't, or is struggling to wash themself. it's so normal. it is SO normal and common and expected. most people will need help being cleaned at some point in their life, some people just need that help earlier than others. i promise you it's okay. & if you have a problem with idea that some day someone you love might need your help getting clean i really do not know what to tell you maybe just don't date anyone or have any close relationships idk

"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

Extremely powerful results.

I remember when the sixpence slavery drama first broke out I learned more about modern slavery on my dash than I ever learned in a class

The way people were like "you ignorant americans don't understand anything, my family also has a child slave and we treat him like he's family!!!!" quite a week to be on tumblr