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"amab or afab" im alab experiment that went wrong

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

[ID: screenshot of tags that read “codependency is fine because it has cod (🐟) in the name which is basically awesome”. End ID]

bro your post is making my reblog gland throb

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

The feeling you have evoked is their use

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.