Samsara

By the Nine! He hit the Dab!

Somebody ain’t making it off that train

This post is incorrect because none of these companies have ever hesitated to take the money for a second

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

Hugo Weaving would be the scariest celebrity to see in public. I can't comprehend him existing as a normal person,walking around the streets....imagine him staring at you with his unblinking Eyes of the Void as he puts in his Starbucks order with all the impetus and weight of the Oracle of Delphi

remember when lake eerie kept getting set on fire? the lake was so badly polluted the water was flamable really, what are you supposed to put it out with?

So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?