idiot, sage, leo, bicon

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

do they think... that prologues and epilogues... which take place within the story and are very much inside of the same book as the rest of the pages... don't count as part of the book....???.....

Nobel prize for the first bottm surgery that requires 0 cuts (pure origami)

the x files creating so many timeless romantic tropes such as ‘examining each other for parasitic ice worms’ and ‘fungus hallucinations’ and ‘shooting him’ and ‘ditching her to find ufos in Antarctica’ and ‘nearly driven to murder-suicide by Christmas ghosts’ etc. etc.

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

up late at night wondering why my leftist project of identifying the inherent predisposition of a marginalized group of people toward deviant behavior is being co-opted by the far right

My divorced cousin is asking me for tips on how to ask his trans coworker out and I'm like.... I don't know my friend the LGBTQ doesn't actually share a hivemind

Take her out to see twin peaks fire walk with me at an indie cinema or to watch Ethel cain live

Ok any suggestions that aren't potential microaggressions

Take her to ikea and buy her a shark plushie

need to change everything about my entire life but have to do the dishes first