Okay. Take a breath.

There was a secret dollar store that only the social elite were allowed to go to, and you basically had to clip through the walls to get to it like the backrooms. Nothing in the store was under $5.

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

it turns out things do get better with time and that you should be around to see them get better and better, unbelievable i know i was pretty shocked too

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do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

These instructions for assembling playground equipment are overly convoluted

Thank you for the clarification

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning