Stay Sticky

victims of the chupacabra:

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Somebody knocked on my door this morning and asked if they could "Speak to the man of the house" and apparently "Why? You need some dick?" Wasn't the appropriate response. Anyways, they were Jehovah's Witnesses.

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

what do red pandas even do

World Heritage Post

I said what I said.