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why have we not yet decided to refer to the self-scrutinizing witch-hunt nature of current fandom culture as fanopticon

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

sometimes. things that have a lot of kudos. are worse

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

the best thing a character can be is passively suicidal and the second best thing a character can be is actively suicidal

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

Furry HRT confirmed canon in Dragon Ball