I desperately need a box of kittens.

Speaking from experience, the "normal to want and possible to attain" meme has been revolutionary for the "abnormal to want, impossible to attain" crowd

My dogs do tappy toes when I fill their bowls. My cat purrs when I feed him. My chickens and ducks run towards me when I step into the yard and my sheep holler from across the fields when they hear the door slam. My betta fish comes up to the glass to dance when he sees me approach and the rabbit I'm pet-sitting stands and puts his paws on the gate when I come into the room. What more could I ask of any of them when they're already fulfilling my soul by trusting without hesitation that I won't let them go to sleep with an empty stomach?

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i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

I love stuff like this when people are in so deep they can’t even recognize how batshit crazy they sound

it has always been a dream of mine to relax