I am the clowns to the left ánd the jokers to the right

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

every passing day with Merz as our chancellor just makes more and more clear that that man hasn't worked in a "normal" job for at least thirty years

Gott nimm meine Periodenkrämpfe und gib sie Friedrich Merz

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

immer wenn ich denke ich könnte diese Regierung nicht noch mehr verachten zeigt diese wieder aufs neue wie sehr ihr die Menschen in diesem Land mindestens total egal sind oder eben sie diese aktiv hasst

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

tegen iedereen die zegt dat nederlands een lelijke taal is: ik hak meteen je benen eraf met een mes

Problematic boob-size gap