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One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she needed a quiet night. One time I told my boss that I loved oranges, but couldn’t peel them because of my nails. For a year he made sure to peel me one at least once a week. Once my friends gave me a made up superlative of “most likely to have a pen they could borrow” and ever since I’ve made sure I always carry a pen with me. A long time ago, my high school librarian told me that no one would care what my grade in my sophomore chemistry class was if I’m bringing them doughnuts and asking them about their day.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

My basic thing is "If your definition of capitalism could also describe the economy of ancient Sumeria, then it's not a good definition"

TWELVE FUCKING BAGPIPES OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY. IT IS 3 ON A FUCKING THURSDAY. I AM AT DEATHS DOOR. PLEASE DEAR GD NOOOOOOOO

the count has gone up every day. today we are at TWENTY ONE BAGPIPES and SEVENTEEN DRUMS. and unfortunately i learned that they all come from my home city. and are now halfway across the world. at my fucking window. the universe thinks it’s sooooooo funny.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

Good thing these are all thoughts I’m having and not things people can hear or god forbid read in the written text. Thank god I’m safe from the repercussions of these inner thoughts.

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)