aftg shitposting

Resteraunt servers have the funniest and most surreal workplace stories of any profession. They have the job that mean nurses think they have. The entire world is working against them the entire shift. And then you feel terrible for laughing. It’s not funny that you tripped and spilled an entire ice tea all over a toddler and the kid started screaming at the top of his lungs. Nobody was having a good day, thank God it wasn’t a hot coffee. That’s not funny. I did laugh so hard tears started rolling down my face when you recounted this mortifying ordeal though.

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

what do you mean they might cast Alexander Skarsgard as Magneto and Bill Skarsgard as Professor X

never wanted rumors to be more true because i think it would be so fucking funny

pitching to Alexander that he’d be doing like x men yaoi bullshit with his brother might be the only way to get this guy out of sexy indie projects with wicker penises and into the mcu. brilliant gambit if true

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother