Your battle performance rating with procrastination is very weak

Dad Warriors paradox where Wild in LU teaches him how to forage because “it always came to him naturally, he thinks his dad taught him,” and Warriors takes that knowledge to teach his future very-strangely-Wild-shaped son

One of our cats didn’t show up for breakfast this morning, and I’m. Trying not to worry but she really never does this and she’s the smallest of our cats, so. Yeah. Some prayers would be appreciated

HUZZAH

seeing a parent cradle the head of their hurting adult child always gets me. nothing can get between that. someone’s baby is never above being cradled and lifted and kissed, especially when in pain.

and the sequel: you’re never above or too old to get a blanket draped over you while you sleep

@sreppub

@inbabylontheywept

every time you do this to me my slow creep towards madness turns into a 30 second dead sprint.

also love you. perish.

@lizardho is this guy with you or has the universe just decided to send me more weevils

@light-lights-up-light

fairytales which tell you to be both kind and clever fairytales that say to be kind is to be clever and to be clever is to be kind fairytales that say the cleverest thing you can ever do is choose kindness and that cruelty or thoughtlessness are always foolish but not kindness never kindness

you bring oil for the gate and food for the dog and clean out the oven and bake bread in it and the oven will hide you and the dog will not betray you and the gate will stay open for you and close on your pursuers, to be clever is just to know that if you are good in a world made of rules, goodness will be returned to you.