Incorrect Looney Tunes Quotes

Granny [during a funeral]: I loved this man with all my heart and you left me, you lousy so and so! Well, take a good look! I've still got a great butt and yours is decomposing as we speak!

Digeri Dingo: Listen, I need to fill some seats tonight. Uh, how'd you like come to my play? Taz: Taz like to play with Dingo. Digeri: No, uh, Taz. I will be in a play. You understand? Performing. Taz: Taz not supposed to eat the colored brick toys. Digeri: Oh brother, it's like talking to a Fox Kids producer.

Yosemite Sam: Awful possibility in these matters is both men sustaining injury... [After the fight] But ah'm rarely that razzafrackin' lucky.

Porky: I c-c-c-can't sleep with a c-c-c-crooked shelf in the r-r-room. Petunia: Well, when you turn the light off you won't see it. Porky: I w-w-wish you could hear yourself s-s-sometimes! You live in a fanta-fanta-uh a dream world.

Elmer: We gotta cwack this case. We cwack this case, and then we cwack the wock on Wowa's whole dirty histowy. Daffy: Sthay quack again. Elmer: Cwack!

He's terribly pretentious. He is one of those toons who film in black and white.

Porky: I'm f-f-f-f-freezing. Could you th-th-throw me a r-r-rope? Daffy: I haven't got a rope. Porky: W-w-w-w-w-what do you mean, you h-h-haven't got a r-r-rope? Daffy: I don't own a rope! I don't own a boat, or any cattle, or any of the things that ropes are useful for. What the heck would you do with a rope, anyway? Porky: C-c-c-c-c-c-c-climb up it! Daffy: Oh, sure. Climb up it, using your sthtrength. Porky: W-w-w-w-w-well, you could pull me up. Daffy: Yeah, I could haul you up using my muthscles.

Boston Quackie: Sthquirrels love 'em ... they get tothsed at Tea Totaller Sthtadium and they make a heck of a butter. Inspector Faraway: Y-y-y-y-you're cra-cra-uh n-n-n-n-nuts. Y-you know that. Quackie: Exactamundo! Peanuts!