Incorrect Looney Tunes Quotes

Daffy: [to the bottom three contestants] If I could really get rid of two of you I probably would, um, matter of fact , all three!

Taz: Do you know what Taz is?! Bugs: Ugly all day?

Vampire Ralph: Do I live forever? If I bite someone, do they become one of us? Count Bloodcount: Where'd you pick up all this? Didn't your parents teach you anything?

Daffy (as job interviewer): (reading the room) would you be willing to dethstroy and betray yourthself for a pizza party?

Sylvester: If you guys need me, I'll be on Dithscord gooning to my girlfriend's fathce! Granny: Nobody knows what that means. Tweety: I do. I just don't want to expwain.

Porky: W-w-w-w-w-why don't you get m-married and s-s-s-settle d-d-d-down? Why, you're running around like a m-m-maverick without a b-b-brand on. Horace: Well, I don't like branding, ok? It hurts in the wrong place!

Daffy: (The DMV gives Daffy back his parade float for free) I love this parade float! (promptly backs it into another vehicle by accident)

Bugs: You did it! You made this picture have a happy ending! (a water wheel runs over Pirate Sam) Not!

Porky: I g-g-gotta stay in and f-f-f-finish this painting for P-Petunia... Bugs: You're paintin' a picture for that broad? Nice one Pigasso, nice one.

Granny [during a funeral]: I loved this man with all my heart and you left me, you lousy so and so! Well, take a good look! I've still got a great butt and yours is decomposing as we speak!