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Milk first, then cereal.
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Imagine you are lost, flying through a black night in a vast world, blown by fierce winds and hunted by strange creatures. Wild and disorientated, you stumble into a cave, and seek sanctuary there. It is a dark, wet place, but you only have to survive until daylight.Â
And then you look up, and see the stars. And you think that you are savedâŚ.
Let me tell you about
Glowworms
Glowworms are essentially a magical fantasy creature that wandered into our world by mistake. They are unlikely and unreasonable, and I am extremely fond of them for the following reasons.
They imitate the night skyâŚ
Glowworms, which live only in caves and riverbanks in New Zealand, are the larvae of a species of gnat. As the name suggests, they are indeed wormlike while in larval form.Â
They live in large colonies, clinging to cave ceilings, and oh how they glow. They glow so brightly, in fact, that at first glance itâs easy to miss all those oh-so-fine silk strands.Â
Millions and millions of yards of silk, wet and sticky, dangling overhead. The fact that all this knotless netting is hidden in the dim light is no accident. Itâs there for a purpose.
âŚin order to hunt.
Glowworms are enthralling to watch, but at the end of the day they are larvae. And larvae only really have one job in life: to EAT. Unlike fireflies (which are an unrelated type of beetle) glowworms use bioluminescence not for mating but for hunting. In this way, they are more like angler fish. The light is their baitâthe silk is their lure. Even at close range, their traps are quite beautiful to see, like strands of pearls or the crystals of a chandelier.
These threads are essentially fishing lines. Each worm drops its own threadâŚ
âŚand waits patiently to reel in its catchâŚ
âŚwhich it then consumes alive.Â
And this is where the glowworm gets its scientific name, Arachnocampa luminosa, or more literally: glowing spider-worm. Interestingly, the light-emiting molecule responsible for the glowwormâs luminesences is called luciferen, named for the Latin lucifer, âbringer of light.â
After months of feeding, these larvae will build their cocoons, emerge as adult gnats, live just long enough to lay eggs, and so die. Gradually the eggs hatch, the night sky is reinvented, new constellations are born, and the cycle begins anew.
So remember: this world contains countless miracles of nature, but nature plays by its own dispassionately cruel rules!
When you see the stars, you know you will live. You are a frail thing in a vast world, a sailor in a storming oceanâand like a sailor, you live your life by the stars. You are a navigator, born with wings on your back, born to fly: so you fly. You lift your gaze to the sky and take flight, floating up, up to the stars. You will be home again, you will be safe again, and in the morning the world will be new.
And as you rise to meet the stars, they descend to swallow you.Â
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The definition of magically delicious! I'll take five.
trump come to tumblr
everyone against this was clearly never here for when Alex Jones made a tumblr and got run off, not by staff banning him, but by regular users sending him messages saying they were going to fuck his wife
I would absolutely love to participate in getting trump onto this website just to bully him off
We should send Trump the Tony the Tiger and The Grinch fanfiction. @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
for everyone asking about my Very Sensible Name Choosing Algorithmâ˘, aka how to save your child/yourself strife down the line, written in regards to White Baby Naming Culture:
one spelling. chose a name with one spelling. one possible spelling. saves so much trouble every time you make a doctorâs appt or order food. (or at the very least, pick the most common spelling.) otherwise you will be asked âhow do you spell that?â approx 8800 times in their lifetime. save yourself the hassle.
one pronunciation, preferably intuitive. saves a lot of hassle if teachers/receptionists/etc can look at your name and be able to guess how to pronounce it. again, you will otherwise get asked âhow do you pronounce that?â approx 8800 times in your lifetime.Â
common enough that most people have heard it & know how to spell it (see Rules 1 & 2)
uncommon enough that you are likely to be the only person in your class/peer group with that name
UNISEX
i want to add that these donât apply to cross-cultural names. i was 13 when i came up with this, so it comes very much from the perspective of a white child who hated their name for multiple reasons.Â
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well fuck youâre not WRONG
My name is Lex, no one calls me by my actual first name so Lex has just become the norm. It fits between the guidelines.
name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?
French Toast & Egg Salad Sandwich
i told myself this post was a great idea & i could live with whatever knowledge was unveiled & it turns out that was unfounded conceit on my part, bury me deep but gently in cold earth
y'all put mayonnaise in your french toast?
Mayo is egg and oil.
Pancakes and cod fish (cod is usually made with flour coat so it doesnât burn before it cooks).

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Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.
Every time I see this I get the inability to read past âplease stop breeding :)â and recoil a little bit in the shock from that
I immediately assumed this was regarding straight people breeding too much.
ppl are so annoying âyou canât paint ur bedroom pink youâre an adultâ i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to âthink about the futureâ
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as â14 year old girl purpleâ (through whatâs wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I donât know, even if theyâre not what I want as an adult). They didnât believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a âdark purpleâ, it would be âdepressingâ. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.
I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.
But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, âOh yeah, thatâs really pretty.â (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)
And the moral of the story is: Fuck âem, please yourself. Either theyâll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.
This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be âmatureâ about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that Iâm 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, Iâm just like âmarriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.â If they donât like it then they donât have to come to my wedding.
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I would like you all to view my office. Iâm thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me
Iâm thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesnât mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.
GROWING UP DOESNâT MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
YAAAAASSSSSSS
Fuck society, paint your room whatever color you want. Pick whatever kind of chairs or furniture you want. Do what you love in life because itâs your life. Choose what your heart truly desires.
I'd like to nominate Kiersey Clemons who I think would be a perfect Persephone.
I'd also like to nominate Godfrey Gao as Hades. Please and thank you.
I think this would be absolutely perfect.
in case anyone was wondering, this is Dean Balsamini; the NY Post reporter who doxxed a 23 year old EMT for having an OnlyFans account despite her begging him not to publish the story after he snooped around on her anyway.
aside from trying to make ends meet as an EMT with an OnlyFans gig on the side, she also was working as a part time restaurant host, during a pandemic. this piece of shit reporter went behind her back and informed her employer about her OnlyFans gig. Dean Balsamini and Susan Edelman disregarded the ethics of journalism and published the story as well as the EMTâs name without permission anyway, resulting in a maelstrom of heartache and stress for this 23 year old EMT who has since received death threats and has lived in fear of losing her jobâDURING A PANDEMIC.
let Balsamini know how you feel:
A reminder to everyone that outing a sexworker is an act of VIOLENCE as long as we are still fighting for decrim.
My heart goes out to this woman in this horrendous time, especially on today, December 17th: the international day to end violence against sex workers.
What a pathetic piece of shit. I wouldn't even call this man a vulture, I instead consider this deplorable man something a vulture would eat.Â
I love that u can just. gently toss cats on the floor
One of my cats wonât jump out of your arms if you are holding her. Instead, she will climb onto your back then proceed to attempt at nap time.

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Before and after my neighbor started mowing their lawn. Toby (multicolored brown one) just wants a fucking nap but Callie (tuxedo kitty) does not approve at all.
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
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Glad to see weâre all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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My cats do every single one of these things. I also taught a couple of them to open doors, hindsight that was a very bad idea.
 Iâm afraid of Americans
This is super real.
Completely accurate.
@pre-successful America exposed.Â
Itâs hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like âyes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you goâ
If you ask an American how they are and they respond âSuper.â that means they want to die
ACCURATE
If they say theyâre peachy it means theyâre tired of existence
If they say âLiving the dream,â it means âplease kill me, I hate my job so, so much.â
also âthatâs a great questionâ means âI have no freaking ideaâ
if asked âhow are things going?â and they reply âits goingâ it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown
âGetting byâ means that I, personally, I am just barely surviving at the moment, please donât ask any difficult questions.
Also if you actually answer âHow are you?â honestly, it will cause other Americans to have a total BSOD response. We donât know what to do.
If someone from the south goes so far as to say âthings could be betterâ itâs safe to assume their composure is hanging by a thread and you should either back away slowly or materialize a box of tissues like a clown pulling handkerchiefs out of their sleeve.
If an American says âSee you aroundâ it essentially means if I see you in person again I will gut you and shove your entrails down your throat until you gag. Also Iâm American, I do not necessarily speak from experience.
"I been in the medical field 30 years and I know these masks dont do shit! Were all turning into little socialists!" Well lady sounds like your "medical field experience" is just your personal beliefs.
âI been in the medical field 30 yearsâ
*is receptionist at doctors office*
One thing masks do is keep the germs from you mouth for you and only you. When people speak or open their mouths at all, germs from saliva spread to the people, animals or inanimate onjects around them. Please wear a mask so that you keep others safe and motivate others to wear them to keep yourself safe. Or just fucking stay inside.
every time i listen to âyouâre a mean one mr. grinchâ i canât help but sit there and think âwhat did the grinch do to hurt you?â because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce iâd probably be bitter enough to steal christmas tooÂ
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and âYouâre a Mean One, Mr. Grinchâ is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
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Good grief⌠Iâm sorry, but I canât not reblog thisâŚ
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
âŚ..Iâm.. Bothered? by the fact that Iâm not bothered by this.
Youâre not bothered?? Iâm not only not bothered, Iâm freaking invested. Iâm having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into coupleâs counseling. I want the âten years laterâ when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where thereâs a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe weâve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesnât mean we canât make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.Â
âmaybe weâve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesnât mean we canât make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chanceâ is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post
so iâve decided to make this happen actually
Fucking hell, why was this on my dash? I donât feel the need to be traumatized like this.

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reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if youâve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier youâd forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
Maybe take a walk outside or open a window for bit to get some fresh air.
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10 not too bad