I’m A Flesh Boy

date night

maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s just the character traits she stole from her favorite fictional characters

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you

Oh no oh fuck

For Fuck's Sake

we didn't evacuate the dancefloor and look what the fuck happened...

cause everytime we touch we spread the virus and everytime we kiss I swear I might die

I’m a modern woman and all, but the minute you stick an early 1800s love story with dancing and chaste flirtation and dashing men in their regency era clothing in front of me I am fucking GONE