happy sometimes you just want something so hard you have to lie about it so you can hold it in your mouth for a minute monday

being a fan of ryan ross at this point is just like being a fan of some dude. some random dude living in LA. you may as well be a fan of the guy who works at your local pizza hut

March 9th, 2014

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

you may think to yourself something to the effect of “this is fucked up” or “this is sad” and yet you could leave your house right now and go buy a vape at the gas station, but these squirrels cannot. so maybe check your privilege before you start jumping to conclusions.

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Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa