Overhauling my acc is hard

executed publicly in king arthur's court for referring to the lady of the lake as a MILF

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here

people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.

The fuck

Adorable, beautiful magic

Guys, I think I might be gay

QUEENS

If I wasn’t bi before I am now.

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

Language is a living, fluid, evolving thing… Often, quite, inappropriately.

Shoutout to Dana Terrace who barreled into Disney with the gay agenda and shoutout to Noelle Stevenson who had to fucking trojan horse the gay agenda into Dreamworks 

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick