Melon Lord

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

felt ok but then remembered

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

*leaves

where are you going

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

i never said that

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool