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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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diamantefangs

xeansicemane

This is kinda ominous ngl

vexwerewolf

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

wherefore-whinnies

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

muzzlesbian

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

peony-pearl

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

peony-pearl

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

#Evanora is left-handed! Avelyn's eyes are actually a deep red and not brown! Technically Jayce is my oldest OC as she was redesigned from #an OC I made when I was around 13 years old! Tanya started as a Homestuck troll!

helllnotes

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

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nudityandnerdery

Just off the top of your head, don't need to try and look it up to check out anything:

Can you name a web search engine that you used before Google?

Yes

No

Don't know/just want to see the results

Voting ended onJul 26

The book I'm reading suggests that Google became so market dominant that most people couldn't name a search engine that came before it, so I'm curious.

alex51324

HotBot.

akinmytua2

Askjeeves

whatbigotspost

I primarily used AltaVista and Yahoo before my 10th grade English teacher told me about Google in 2000. I have such a vivid memory of being like, "oh shit this IS a great tool..." which is hilarious to recall 26 years later.

dovewithscales

I think that likely is only true of people young enough not to have used a search engine before Google became to overwhelmingly popular. Google didn't exist yet when I was using Yahoo

#Wait I answered no but I just remembered that ask.com exists #Looking it up to double-check and uh. I have just learned they shut down on May 1st this year ):

goofballproximitysurveyor-deact

a-maiz-ing

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

macademmia-deactivated20260103

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

slashercatz

he sounds like an anime villain

#Holy fuck lmAO

paranormal-taters

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

paranormal-taters

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

paranormal-taters

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

#Me when I go to do literally anything outside: I need me my desquintlers

bareniabirkin

😟😳😳😳

squadron-of-damned

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

theclockworkjudas

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

#Excellent information but jokes on you my hands are so little they can't hold the phone like that LMAO #I end up curling my pinky finger in a little and resting the phone on my 1st? 2nd? knuckle #The one in the middle of the finger

leshermes

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

c-rowlesdraws

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

charl0ttan

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dontbelasagnax

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

savetheworldkissaplushie

shubbabang

Miss FFXIV Garuda, hello, what brings you here.

Full and Spicy version here

#Oh HELLO FFXIV Garuda fancy seeing you be drawn by someone whose art I like

attackjester

how it genuinely feels to have someone who agrees with your somewhat niche stances on a character

melencholiaenthroned

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

destiny-islanders

🐖🎶🐖🎶

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nudityandnerdery

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

katajainen

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

belovedapollo

I’d also like to add this

Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!

guooey

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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