it's all trash. i love it

spotify, play me every song ive ever loved in the order i need to achieve perfect emotional catharsis

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

We are full of so many fuckign guys

oh wow, thank you for the additional information, i had no idea, that’s so much cooler than just the flat picture.

I think "refreshing" is an underrated flavor spectrum. Like I love it when something is refreshing

they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes

i hope the beloved mutuals don’t think me unintellectual for this but i love romantic subplots i gobble them up delightedly with very few exceptions. ‘oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me’ etc 

“how are they finding time to fall in love when the worlds ending” and what are we all doing right now 🤨

you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.

weekend? more like weakened. let me rest

finally saw batman. during the scene in the iceberg lounge my dad leaned over to me and said "club penguin" and then didnt look at me for the rest of the film

*takes a shower* ok I'm normal now

buying a different snack than usual at the store is one of the bravest and most dangerous things a girl can do

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

may you experience very precedented events

sending me music u think id like is a love language

mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other