[insert a facepalm here]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

if you start thinking things to yourself about a celebrity like "no one gets them like i do" and "everyones out to get them" then you have breached into a level of parasocialism that is no longer fun for you or anyone around you. these things are not true. it's not normal to think like this