[insert a facepalm here]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet