[insert a facepalm here]

At this point all I want is a mysterious source of passive income

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

its not 2006 and its not 2013 and its not even 2019. Fuckkkkkkk!

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.