[insert a facepalm here]

ai fatigue

let me get what I want please please please

let me get what I want please please please

wait. turns out that sometimes even when I get what I want it’s not enough

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

daily reminder to stay hydrated and not give a fuck about what other people think

living my life one ‘it is what it is’ at a time

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you