[insert a facepalm here]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

its so funny that writing gets harder when you get better at it. back when i sucked i didnt care if i wrote cliches or had bad grammar but now that im better word choice is a matter of life and death and if theres anyway awkward syntax i must. fix it like wow this is not how its supposed to work

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon