[insert a facepalm here]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

reblog to boop prev with your paw

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

my account is rated G for girls, gays and goths

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon