[insert a facepalm here]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days

At this point all I want is a mysterious source of passive income

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

its not 2006 and its not 2013 and its not even 2019. Fuckkkkkkk!

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself