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Jason "Did you just quote Pretty Woman at me?" Todd has a Letterboxd account and it's a mix of one liners and dissertation reviews.

Bruce: Boys, mind giving me a rundown of what happened on patrol? Dick: Ten people died last night in Bristol due to a fire that killed ten people in Bristol last night during a fire Tim: Fire officials say that all ten people died due to the fire, which was too hot for their bodies Bruce: get the fuck out of my cave

Jason: Wait are you.. are you a Talon? Talon: SKAWK Jason: ok first of all ew Jason: second of all, I thought that B and Wing took care of this like years ago Jason: Do I actually have to like do something about this? Jason: damn I guess I do Jason: texting hey random goon one random goon one: what Jason: can you handle crime lord stuff for a week random goon one: sure Jason: cool, that should be enough time to dismantle the Court. AGAIN Jason: Well, since that's set now Jason: CATCH THESE HANDS YOU STUPID OWL ----- Lonnie: AND NOW I WILL BE BLOWING UP- Dick: Hey aren't you Tim's weird pseudosexual villain but not situationship Lonnie: ...what Dick: Wait so like can u go nag him now or...? Lonnie: no, I'm fighting you Dick: Wait we can do that? Lonnie: do what? Dick: Like switcharoos with villains Lonnie: indignant excuse me- Dick: I mean I guess jason did fight the remnants of the Court of Owls which was technically mine but... Dick: I mean it's weird but c'est la vie i guess Dick: noW SQUARE UP GAY BOY Lonnie: what. ----- Tim: Hey, what are you doing here? Untitled: Humans, dead now Tim: ok but why here? Untitled: because I want to? Tim: No but aren't u supposed to be harassing Jason? Untitled: I have the autonomy to move. I'm not physically confined to one space Tim: But... aren't you Jason's problem? Untitled: agitated There's no string bonding us together that forces me to fight him every time Tim: I mean sure man, I guess we all need a little variety Tim: I don't have soul swords though Tim: Welp Tim: WE ARE THROWING HANDS YOU EVIL ENTITY THING

Jason: I'm not even safe in my haven am I? Jason: You'll always reach me Jason: Costco, even at Costco Steph: YUP Steph: You know what, you give off major Costco vibes, you seem so in tune with this place Jason: Maybe it's because it's like a second home to me Jason: And you know one thing about my homes? Jason: no bat policy Steph: Well, right now I am Stephanie Brown Steph: Not a bat. Jason: whatever Jason: go away Steph: nope, i'm curious. What are you doing? Jason: what does it look like i'm doing Jason: Do you want a vlog? Steph: WAIT YES THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA YOU SHOULD HAVE THE AESTHETIC INTRO AND EVERYTHING Steph: "what's in my costco cart!!!!" Steph: ugh yes you'd be famous in minutes Jason: ok so you're delusional or high or both really Steph: mmm not right now, you'll know when I'm high Jason: Yup, we'd need to evacuate Gotham. Steph: whatever Costco boy Jason: god forbid I want some free samples damn

Tim: Well it's not my fault you went all looney toons- Jason: IT'S LITERALLY NOT CAUSE OF THE PIT THOUGH Tim: ...so you were just born like that? Jason: wait, but like why do you guys always blame the pit? Tim: Cause it tracks, you being in the pit and then yk crime lord Jason: But half of us have already took a dip in the monster dew pool, so why am I always targeted? Kate: ok so I'm not some DQ cone Cass: nothing happened to me long term Jason: All I'm hearing is that you're salty about being bo-ring. I made an impact Kate: Whatever makes you feel better. Tim: you're so right Cass: huh? Kate: what? Jason: about? Tim: Everyone's been in it or like around it at some point Tim: no cause it's basically our summer vacation beach house at this point, I mean even Bruce got dunked in there once or twice Jason: summer vacation what- Kate: I'm sorry, beach house? Cass: I see the vision Tim: You get me

Jason: if it ain't broke don't fix it

Jason: You should be grateful I didn't make you use archaic language like 'thee', 'dost' and 'hath' Damian: WELL ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Jason: No, I'm euphoric

The writers knew he'd be too powerful with his sword and boomerang

on the dining room table, Jason has his math homework out while Bruce frantically scribbles on graphing paper Bruce: I DON'T I DON'T UNDERSTAND Bruce: DID THEY CHANGE LOGS? Jason: I can assure you they didn't Bruce: This makes no sense Jason: Dad, I think this is 'the time' Bruce: What does that mean? Jason: There's a point in a parent's life where they are essentially, well, useless to their child's education due to their insufficient knowledge in higher level subjects Bruce: Are you calling me dumb? Jason: No, I'm calling you insufficient Jason: I'm just saying after like Geometry, I don't think you actually help me with homework anymore or like anything school-related Bruce: No, No I am literally Batman. Bruce: There's no way I'm letting Algebra 2 defeat me Jason: I mean sure you're Batman but I think these logarithms may be your kryptonite Bruce: Ok, you know what, let's switch gears, show me your biology assignment Jason: Are you sure? Bruce: How hard can it be, it's just cells and stuff Jason: right Bruce: What the fuck is the Krebs cycle Jason: I don't know, you're the one who said 'cells and stuff' Bruce: Well how would I know they changed biology Jason: Again, they didn't change biology Bruce: No, I'm calling your principal, they can't just change math and science they just can't. Jason: about to slam his head on the table Jason: Look, you don't have to do that (I really don't wanna see how that plays out). I can just ask Dick Bruce: NO I CAN DO IT. I LITERALLY TUTORED HIM Jason: exasperated sigh Jason: How are you the same person that synthesizes an antidote to fear toxin in like 20 minutes Bruce: cause thaT'S EASY. THIS IS BULLSHIT Jason: Mind you, 15 year olds are doing this Bruce: WELL SORRY I'M NOT SOME CHILD PRODIGY Jason: no. you're Batman Alfred: comes in with a refill of coffee for bruce and tea for Jason Alfred: Master Jason, I would personally advise you not to seek counsel from Master Bruce in the subject of biology. Alfred: He doesn't have the... how shall I put this?....affinity for it, unlike his father Alfred: Bruce did drop out of medical school, what a shame, so much potential Jason: PSSSHHHFFFF Bruce: WHA- ALF-

9AM at Wayne Manor Kitchen Jason: sitting on the breakfast table, battered and bruised Jason: Shit sorry for ghosting you guys. I was in Hell, (the internet there is horrible btw), for a bit with Constantine and ugh these stupid swords sucked my soul, literally Dick: making a bowl of cereal No problemo I just came back from the Marvel Universe Jason: Like the comics or the movies? Dick: Comics, the X-men specifically Jason: Nice Dick: Yup, met Wolverine and made out with him! Jason: Cool. With tongue? Dick: What else does made out mean dumbass Jason: Shouldn't have asked, of course you'd know, slut Dick: Whatever, incel Jason: hey- bickering in the background Dick, fending off Jason: What's up with you Tim? Tim: takes a sip of coffee, On the Samsung refrigerator (split screen duh), watching Kon, Cassie and Bart in space fighting multiple alien armies and on the other screen, watching LoA bases getting blown up Tim: Nothing much surprisingly, just fighting with the LoA for the umpteenth time. But really my priority is trying to manhandle YG from destroying the Andromeda galaxy. Jason: rolls his eyes before muttering As one does Damian: Playing roblox Babs is in prison btw. Dick: Again? Jason: Which one? Damian: The one in Siberia, you know? The high security lockdown one that is guarded by the Justice League Tim: So she'll be back by Saturday Damian: Mhm Dick: slurps the rest of the milk from his cereal and wipes his face with his sleeve Dick: Where's Cass? Tim: She and Duke are in the midst of an undercover mission- Tim: groans No, Kon flank, please we've went over this Tim: -involving an underground fighting club across South America Dick: like Fight Club Tim: Um, I wouldn't put it like tha- Dick: so Fight Club Damian: Damn I wish I could do something cool like that. Jon and I fought some weird hybrid of Godzilla and Optimus Prime made by Lex in the great state of New fucking Hampshire Jason: Should've let it run rampant Tim: Who even cares about New Hampshire Damian: That's what I said to Jon, but nooooo, we gotta 'save everyone' even people from New Hampshire Dick: eugh Steph: Entering from the window above the sink Well guess what guys, I had to fight Condiment King, during National Ketchup Day 33 times. I even broke the time loop without actually destroying the trigger Dick: Oof Jason: Sucks Tim: Literally how? Steph: Blew up Heinz factories Tim: Damn Damian: Thoughts and prayers to your suit Steph: Alfred is going to maim me Crashes in through the window covered with pink glitter Bruce: I'm so done. Dick: Bruce? Bruce: Just. Just no. I need alcohol. Slams in through roof Dick: Hey Duke, how was Fight Club? Damian: Wait where's Cass? Duke: 3 Duke: 2 Duke: 1 Comes from underground like a mole Steph: squealing There she is! Tim: monotone with jazz hands Family reunion yippee alarm for an Arkham Breakout blasts throughout the kitchen Jason: fantastic.

jason todd has major mommy issues. Even his daddy issues have mommy issues.

The only question is whether he would do it as Tim Drake or Red Robin.

Tim: JASON JASON I NEED TWO MORE TO GO ON THAT MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRIP WITH YG CAN U GIVE ME TWO MORE PLEASEEEEEEEEEE? Jason: Tim, you earn gold stars when you do something good. Once you get a total of seven hours of sleep daily, I'll give you your two last stickers. Tim: Tsk, i'm not waiting for a miracle Duke: Wait I am i dreaming, lemme pinch myself Duke: Nope this is real. Great. Tim leaves to do god knows what Duke: Hey, Jason Jason: Mhm? Duke: Wha- What was that? Jason: It's nothing to worry about really. Timmy here is like... What's an apt metaphor? Um, like an orange cat? He needs enrichment or else he's gonna bring a dead bird, drop it on your doorstep and ask for treats. Jason: Gentle parenting techniques help prevent him from doing reckless things, like taking over Azerbaijan. Duke: Is that from experience? Jason: Yes Jason leaves to do god knows what Duke: Wait is that bomb still counting down? Duke: Shit

Constantine: Heya, mind if I steal your little fella here Bruce: Um, Yes, I do in fact mind. Bruce: Who do you want anyway? Constantine: The theater kid, (yelling) HEY SHAKESPEARE WANNABE I KNOW UR HERE SOMEWHERE COME ON OUT Bruce: Jason? What? Why would you need him? Constantine: He possesses some pretty nifty swords I could use right about now Bruce: what. Constantine: you know the ones he got fro- Jason: JOHN IF YOU DON'T SHUT UR MOUTH- Tim: doomscrolling (imma shut it for you punk) Bruce: panicking Literally just hold on for tWO GODDAMN SECONDS. Constantine: It really isn't that complicated bruv, I just need Jay here for a bit. Bruce: NO NO NO NO, I AM SO CONFUSED Jason: It's nothing old man, I'll be back in an hour. and out the portal they go Bruce: Do I know anything that goes on in his life, next thing I know he's out in space or something. Tim: You just jinxed it Bruce: (head in hands) Yes I know Tim, thank you for your input. Tim: (not looking up from his phone, giving him a thumbs up) gotchu

Dick: crowbar