(Un)forgettable

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

that’s her. the Task Manager

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

"find someone who-" how about THEY find ME

sarcasm shark

Sharkasm

This shark is just not having any of your shit today.