Angry cog in a capitalist machine

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

*In a singsong way* My shitty autistic adult life in a nutshell~!

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier