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gayvampyr

couldn’t rb but i’m obsessed with this so yoink

#i'm eating your flesh !

batsandboba

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

snototter

A Borneo green magpie (Cissa jefferyi) in Sabah, Borneo

by Andrew Hunt

#oughhh im so green....

longingforrotkehlchen

Look at this fantastic specimen. Nobody will ever make me hate you.

Saatkrähe (rook) im Unteren Schlossgarten, Stuttgart-Ost.

#holy shit dude he looks like a poorly drawn crow #boy why you so toucan!!!

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caxycreations

This isn't very hard when you know some of the most genius strategies in human history were incredibly stupid, circumstantial events that led to victory by sheer luck of that strategy working.

Case in point: Tsun Zu's rival defended a city with 10 men against Tsun's army of hundreds by disarming his own soldiers, dressing them in plain clothes, INVITING Tsun's army to come in, and it only worked because Tsun knew the guy was an ambush master and thought "if we attack the city he's inviting us into, we will die." and left without even trying ON THE BASIS OF HIS RIVAL'S REPUTATION AND NOTHING MORE

Another example: Tsun Zu, on being told his soliders were out of arrows during a battle against a city across a river from them, had his men craft scarecrows, put them on a boat, send it out on a line, leave it there for half an hour, then pull it back in and used the arrows the enemy had fired at the boat to restock their own ammunition. It only worked because it was foggy and the enemy couldn't tell the difference between the scarecrows and actual soldiers.

Stupid things like that work INCREDIBLY WELL if the circumstances favor them, so you really don't need to come up with some multi-layered, Shikamaru-esque strategy. You just need to come up with a strategy you like for the characters involved, then write the circumstances (weather, environment, individuals involved) to favor it enough that it works.

ariaste

Even better cheatsheet: Study history, steal liberally. Those genius plays listed above? Free for the taking, and I guarantee 99% of your audience will have never heard of them.

True genius is simply in knowing how the guy before you did it.

meburgers

rocky looking at his poor malnourished pet alien and saying “is anyone gonna get him fat?”

meburgers

hello to the people reblogging this and saying “i thought this was martin blackwood”. it is entirely possible you have seen my drawings of martin blackwood before and that’s why you are making the connection.

#fuck yessss dude

shadeslayer

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

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escuerzoresucitado

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what if a giant asteroid hit the field.

#this is how we can still win

cutecipher

two things doctors know:

leave patient alone in a room for 6 hours

incorrectly file paperwork

life-on-our-planet

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

pocketmilo

a world without trans people has never existed and never will 🌎 ✨

innerchildabortionclinic

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

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what-even-is-thiss

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

what-even-is-thiss

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

what-even-is-thiss

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

what-even-is-thiss

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

faebriel

in these trying times it's important to remember it CAN happen! it's just never going to happen to you

faebriel

happy it's never going to happen to you sunday

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happy it's never going to happen to you tuesday

faebriel

happy it's never going to happen to you thursday

#prev incredible #one of my favourite movies ever

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