the humble shrimp boil

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

the thing about the renowned work of fiction known colloquially as "mangoball" is that it's so so good it's an incredible work of fiction but it's also... well. it's a minecraft youtuber rpf social media au

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

several people are misunderstanding this post and saying "these things aren't annoying" and like. the point of this is not "these things annoy me, do them anyway." the point of this post is "when you do things that you feel are annoying or bothersome, i am just thinking about how grateful i am for your presence in my life"

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

Does not look like it should be alive

they should stay like that. I should be able to take a little countryside drive and see a herd of greasy sopping ropes flopping around a meadow like they're being yanked around on puppet strings. Majestically.

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

at the library waiting to be picked up like it's 2001 or something.

i'm sorry i meant like picked up in a car. by my friend. because i don't have my bike today. i'm not cruising at the library. and if i were i would not have time to post about it. my methods are infallible.