the humble shrimp boil

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

Doug (+ Warlock) sketch dump

goat dog

filthy, filthy read

"We weren't really clicking, idk man, the vibes were kinda off" little ghost probably

Throw her

Did you have travel plans? Already booked the plane tickets and hotels? Fuck you, better hope they issue refunds (they don't).

But if you marry one of our first-world citizens, then fine, you can come. Because we can't upset them, after all, they are a real person, unlike you.

It's some effort, but if it's for a friend it's worth it. And it's way less costly than the ridiculous loops the friend is being forced to go through and pay for multiple 3rd party services just to get a freaking visa for a month.

More evidence that the only “consumers” they care about are not their customers, but their investors.

In the new marvel swimsuit special they make the venom symbiote a sexual predator who tries to take advantage of spider-man while he's sleeping. Disgusting behavior first of all. but second of all also something the symbiote would NEVER FUCKING DO

my first four attacks so far .. idk how many 3D ones i'll do but maybe il do a couple more who knows