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rivals player, cnd + luna main. +others

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burins

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

hobnob-69

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

hobnob-69

Oops wait not my house

hobnob-69

Not my wife either

hobnob-69

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

thevagueambition

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

kittydesade

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

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krisonthefrontporchwithabeer

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

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notahorseindisguise

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

notahorseindisguise

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

notahorseindisguise

i need to type with more of an accent

notahorseindisguise

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

weirdplutoprince

Attacking a stranger on artfight: I had a blast drawing your character. Your designs are super charming and fun. Have a good artfight! ☺️

Attacking your friends on artfight: I GET YOU I GET GIU I GET YOU AND THEN I KILL YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 KILL YOU 🌋🌋 YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME. my fr iend 🫂

pussyluvr2000

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

they look like ami.. 😢😢😢

#live tomming #no id #( i dont know their name. I do not know what to describe them as because of this. )

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

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everyone talks about web-slinger (because he is in a movie. and spider man.) but nobody mentions edna "madame" brock. Who is really awesome and i am biased towards for No specific reason

her <3

#toms.txt #comics posting

prokopetz

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

#meta

prokopetz

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

kiwinatorwaffles

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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