Rolling Through the Net Like a Tumblrweed

everything in the picture except the doll's body and the plants in the background still made by me :B

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

we thought it would be easy

Original post can be found here: https://hellenhighwater.tumblr.com/post/612678725528633344/i-had-a-new-flag-made-for-barntopia-because-its

(Huge shoutout to @twitcherpated-replies for pointing out OP! I originally reblogged the repost alone and not knowing it was a repost)

vomits

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.

It's your first day of Bird University and you already fucking hate this guy.

Ascian Emet-Selch

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

Hit their pocketbooks the way they hit their wives and kids.

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

I've drawn that guy probably the most, so let's start the alphabet with him! I had forgotten how ridiculous his outfit is.