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I know next to nothing about the Addam’s Family’s greater canon, but the fact that Lurch is visually so strongly based on Frankenstein’s Creature makes me so happy, because it’s the happy ending the Creature deserves and I can so imagine it? You have the Creature at the end of the novel who is lonely and who has resigned himself that he will never be loved and that all humans will reject him on sight and then he meets the Addam’s Family and they are the first ones who don’t attack him or run away screaming - they either don’t say anything or even more likely, they are high-key excited about a Creature put together from corpses. That’s probably the highest Addam’s aspiration, to be more than 1 corpse. So they take him in and he has a family for the first time. What a crossover. What over-thinking on my part. I love it.

I’m going to add to this that because of the Creature’s line “I ought to be thy Adam”, many people irl nickname the Creature ‘Adam’ (being the first of his species) so if he were adopted by the Addam’s Family his name would officially be ‘Adam Addams” and I can only approve of that.

He’s not Frankenstein monster anymore, he’s the Adams monster. He’s theirs

it’s Adam’s Family :)

Also rules that Tumblr had the exact same problem that Twitter is currently dealing with (website too wretched to attract advertisers) and came up with the exact same solution as Twitter-ie sell functionally meaningless little upgrades- and Tumblr succeeded where Twitter didn't because Tumblr successfully tapped into its user base's desire to be obnoxious

Like Tumblr introduced sponsored posts YEARS after every other website but it was a smash hit because they pitched it as "for five dollars we will make everyone look at your post whether they like it or not" and it did so well that people actually started buying the premium subscriptions because we all collectively agreed that we HAVE to financially support a website that lets you pay to annoy strangers

Just an entire ecosystem built around new and novel ways to bother other people. I'm never ever leaving

Tumblr launching its blue checkmark thing while twitter’s blue checkmark thing is burning out of control demonstrates superb comedic timing. My god I want to kiss every single one of @staff​ on the forehead for this.

more!!!

tumblr i love you so much you funky little shitposters please make enough money to not die

haha guys don't worry about it it's all good

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

I LOVE

Without remorse.

Without hesitation