im in the house like carpet

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

The Roanoke News, Weldon, North Carolina, August 19, 1909

Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish Artist: Erik Nielsen Date: ca. 1896-1897 Material: porcelain Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest

Can’t believe you’d view that fish with your own eyes and then ask this

shower beer but its a coke zero instead

???????

I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

you, uh, want some bathtub grappa?