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"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

at the car dealership getting work on my car and they sent me a video of the inspection ig but it had a transcript option that. either its super wrong or theyre giving my car estrogen

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

is that a book of poetry in your pocket or is your penis just poignant and insightful and beautiful

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients