shitposting and depression

i am once again asking when does it get better

you guys dont know what a himbo is anymore. youve lost sight. you cant just call every man you like a himbo. theres nuance

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

In times of need just ask yourself, What Would Dolly Do?

I’m body positive

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

my condolences

shortphobia will officially be known as microphobia #progress #westandtogether

what is the worst trope and why is it “character walks by a doorway and overhears other character say Bad Thing completely out of context, then walks away before they hear that the rest of the thing wasn’t actually bad”

i really think celebrity worship is so ugly like oiwjsdknfgedf i’m sorry i know it’s being spoon fed to us at every angle and its impossible to avoid it but like. chill. like obviously there is a difference between consuming media for pleasure in your free time and being obsessed with rich people who’ll never know you exist to the point where you’re writing a thesis about them on twitter. use your brain cells for other things queens

some people are really like “i miss raves 😫” during this lockdown like damn dude just throw back some ket turn your lights off and throw a fork in the microwave

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk