the mortal garden

you have to withstand it bro. you have to endure it patiently

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer

This is Your Sign to let it consume you Completely

they didnt let me decorate cookies this year...

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant