Oz's Domain

like to charge, reblog to cast.

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.

For clarification, I'm using the "terrestrial arthropod" umbrella definition of 'bug' here, but aquatic or semi-aquatic arthropods could be allowed if you want (if I cut aquatic and semi-aquatic crustaceans I would probably need to cut several semi-aquatic insects as well for the sake of consistency, so I'm not doing that)

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

What Was The Image

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost