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Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

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Alien invasion movie that takes place in a city only because the rural areas already handled their alien problems due to overwhelming firepower and redneck macguyverism.
"and the stars look very different today..."
Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:
It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."
After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”
On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.
The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.
While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.
When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.
At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.
On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).
While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.
The Artemis II crew filmed an 80s sitcom style video on their way to the Moon

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rlly fascinating phenomenon to me is when a character is extremely popular, and that popularity seems understandable enough because they've got something interesting going on, and then you look at the fandom and realize 99% of their fans don't actually care about engaging with any of the things that make them interesting and instead seem to be fans of an imaginary milquetoast version that exists solely for ship and/or angst content and is so far removed from the canon character they might as well be an unrelated OC at this point
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The beast doesn’t need to transform to be loved. He doesn’t have to turn into a boring fucking prince to be loved. Or renounce to the essence of who it is. To me love is not transformation, love is acceptance and understanding.
Guillermo del Toro
This man gets me like no other
I still don’t feel like Del Toro gets it. The Beast doesn’t change to be loved. He changes because he is loved. Totally different.
I’m gonna say something controversial here.
I get that there are a lot of monsterfuckers who insist that the Beast in these stories doesn’t need to become a Prince in order for there to be a happy ending. But that is not true. It’s important to remember that in most versions of the story the monster is not who the Beast really is. He’s under a curse; one that prevents him from expressing his true self and from interacting with others. Beauty’s love for him is what breaks the spell because by piercing through the false form and seeing him for who he really is the curse loses it’s power. It’s a story of love triumphing over ugliness and loneliness, of how anyone can become beautiful and worth knowing if they are given love and are seen for who they are on the inside.
The Beast was never really a Beast. He is a Prince. The only thing that love really does in the end is turn him back into who he always really was, and I find it ironic that a lot of the people who insist that they love the prince for “who he really is” can’t accept his true self. They couldn’t have missed the whole point of this fairy tale any further if they were doing it on purpose.
If you think about it, Belle saying, “I want you to stay in this cursed form that you clearly hate because I personally find it hot” would actually be kind of awful. Like, imagine if you were horribly ill or something and your partner kept discouraging you from trying to get better because they had a fetish for whatever was wrong with you.
Or, from an entirely different point of view, the people saying that the beast isn’t the Prince’s true self are only half right. The beast *is* who he is, not as in he just happens to look like that, which is the angle that the “Belle should accept the Beast claws and all” idea is going off of; his beastly form is the externalization of his character flaws. So within the context of the story’s themes, if Belle were to love the Beast *for* his beastliness rather than in spite of, it would be symbolic of enabling his worst tendencies rather than encouraging him to better himself.
Actually that might be an interesting story idea. Say that the Beast meets a girl who accepts him *exactly* as he is and loves his beastly traits, and the story starts out looking like it’s going to be your typical fairy tale deconstruction where the thing that was bad in the story is *good* now, actually. Then it turns out that the Beast giving in to his Beastly nature is not a good thing for anyone, and the whole thing could be a metaphor for how accepting someone doesn’t necessarily mean you have to be on board with anything they do, and that calling them out when appropriate does not mean you don’t love them, and in fact can be an expression of love when done kindly, since you want the person you love to be the best person they can.
The original iteration of this story, so far as I know, is in this song:

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I am a big believer in community storytelling. People have to be willing to make things up together and boost what the other people are making up.
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I love that you remembered Ruby doesn’t like to wear lady stilts.
So a couple Christmases ago, I got an emergency whistle in my stocking. It was supposed to be deafeningly loud, so obviously not the sort of thing you blow on Christmas morning just to see what it sounds like. And let me tell you, pretty much that whole morning, I was dying to blow that whistle. Out of curiosity, and because I wasn't supposed to. The next time I had the house to myself, it was one of the first things I did.
All of this to say, when Susan rode around with her horn strapped to her saddle, I wonder how often she was intrusively tempted to just pick it up and blow it? Was is hard to run around Narnia with a horn she was only supposed to blow when she was definitely, seriously, for-real in danger?
And more to the point, what about Caspian? Did he ride away from Dr. Cornelius with a little voice in the back of his head going blow the horn dude c'mon just blow it find out what it sounds like c'mon dude?
#susan was very fortunate to have a horn-justifying emergency within a couple of days#caspian demonstrated great restraint for a 13 year old
hey I'm sorry to fandom-pivot on your post but i really believe this lotr excerpt is relevant to your point because it features a grown man blowing his very loud war-horn for no apparent reason
Boromir had a long sword, in fashion like Anduril but of less lineage and he bore also a shield and his war-horn. 'Loud and clear it sounds in the valleys of the hills,' he said, and then let all the foes of Gondor flee!' Putting it to his lips he blew a blast, and the echoes leapt from rock to rock, and all that heard that voice in Rivendell sprang to their feet. 'Slow should you be to wind that horn again, Boromir, said Elrond. 'until you stand once more on the borders of your land, and dire need is on you.' 'Maybe,' said Boromir
Elrond: don’t do that shit in my house again
Boromir: 😌
He made it. The son of a gun made it. Happy 100th birthday, you absolute legend.

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Glad to see that one post about Theoden in the LotR movies being reblogged with new addendums criticizing that silly idea that his line in the movie is somehow being unrealistic for the time period. Just because infant mortality was high doesn't mean that people somehow didn't care or wouldn't have lamented the idea of a child dying before his parent.
Here's a book written during that time before modern medicine that not only features a father grievously upset over the death of his child, but an acknowledgement by the narrator that if he weren't so affected by it, it would be a troubling sign of his relationship with his departed son. There are plenty of examples but this is just the book I happened to be reading.
The people of the past are not so far away from us. Stop pretending that they lived on another planet.
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I actually would not thrive as a damsel in Arthurian legend because I hate asking anyone to do anything. I wouldn’t be sending any knights on quests. I’d see a knight errant riding by my tower and say to myself “no, I shouldn’t ask for help, I’d hate to impose” as another, very menacing knight is once again banging on my gate demanding that I relinquish the great sum of money my late father owed him which I do not have, or be forced to become his wife