all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we're reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

filming scenes from The Odyssey in Western Sahara isn't a problem due to that being illegally occupied land. if Morocco's annexation of the territory has been judged 100 percent legal by the UN and the International Court of Justice, we should still oppose it. it's the colonization that's the problem, not the international legal status of the colonization

If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

This kind of thing wouldn't be socially acceptable to do with photoshop and all of a sudden people think this is okay?

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard