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hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

the Terracotta Army guy?

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

Just saw the odyssey in Imax, good stuff. But when they stab the cyclops in the eye, I think it makes what’s quite possibly the loudest sound ever invented. Some sort of elephant mixed with a tornado siren. And it’s set in a massive cave, so it reverberates for minutes. Loud!

I heard that it was actually loud enough to damage people's ear drums, which seems a bit excessive to be honest

Well, they did get him in the eye

Just saw the odyssey in Imax, good stuff. But when they stab the cyclops in the eye, I think it makes what’s quite possibly the loudest sound ever invented. Some sort of elephant mixed with a tornado siren. And it’s set in a massive cave, so it reverberates for minutes. Loud!

I heard that it was actually loud enough to damage people's ear drums, which seems a bit excessive to be honest

Well, they got him in the eye

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

No actually if you can take away the rights of even one group then people will forcibly be shoved into that group when someone wants to punish or get rid of them.

Really obsessed with this one like how old cameras worked making everyone blurry against the statue and just makes you realize how long the statue has been right. There.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife