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Based on some of the anons I'm receiving, I just want to clarify that pastimperfection is not me. I have no idea who they are. In fact, I blocked them months ago.

#back to regularly scheduled stephen miller deathwatch programming

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lakemojave

victusinveritas

naamahdarling

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

marjorierose

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

qillermeme

cheminsdudesir

I found an article about her and her situation:

A 22-year-old mother and her four-year-old daughter spent Wednesday packing up their apartment after being given a final notice of eviction

The article links this gofundme for her:

I recently lost my job, which caused me to fall behind on my bills. As a… Jaela Jackson needs your support for Help Us Find a New Home After

helenvaughans

appleseed || screws loose

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frostedmagnolias

Anklet

c. 1898-1899

by René Lalique

Musée des Arts Décoratifs

marzipanandminutiae

Belonged to Liane de Pougy, a courtesan. possibly a gift from her lover, actress and writer Natalie Clifford Barney

(Reminder that anklets would not fit over the generally high-top boots back then, or even stockings with low evening pumps, and would seldom be visible under long skirts anyway. So this gift has an erotic component inherently- it only works, given late Belle Epoque clothing, if worn when nude or scantily clad)

trangoldin

plumslices

Japanese Shosai-Ki Writing Desk, 1920s

scorpio-system

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

vanshira

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

ndnbutch

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

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capacity2

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

starlit-syncopation

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

capacity2

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

trashpandaartblog

You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

myfavoritedemons

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO LOOK AT MORE OF THE ARTIST'S WORK ON HER INSTAGRAM, IT'S AMAZING

samreich

it is my professional obligation to share with you my latest dumbass song

bignaz8

I have another round of the Burma Shave signs found on AZ Route 66 between Seligman and Grand Canyon Caverns. Because roadside signs suffer from weathering and theft, the Arizona Department of Transportation (ADOT) and the Historic Route 66 Association of Arizona fully refreshed, added, and replaced the sets of replica signs around 2021 to encourage modern road-trippers to slow down and enjoy the drive.

omghotmemes

I laughed way too hard at this

mezimraky

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

smooththegoofyshark

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

evilkitten3

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

murgaliciousdefinition

He is also responsible for one of my favorite comics of all time.

I wanted to buy this print but last I checked on his site it was sold out. Here’s his shop though:

Giclée Print on Hahnemühle German Etching Paper Limited edition of 100, signed and numbered.  A4 - 30 x 22 cm Orders will be shipped

faejilly

There’s a Lady No-Kids Continued

Also Triangle is one of my favorites

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