Past Imperfect

live by the sword kys by the sword

God forbid women do anything

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

"Colleagues, I am pleased to share..."

"Yes, you actually need to read the articles you find before including them in your research paper!"

"Reviewed and approved."

“What’s the message [or information or feeling] we want people to walk away with at the end of this?”

"clearly more research is required"

"Please see attached."

“As noted below,”

"I just wanted to circle back and regroup on this, and see if you had any further edits or comments before we send this out"

Great callout!

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry

you can tell trans women are women because everyone else thinks they know our bodies, our minds, our experiences, our lives, better than we do

you can tell trans women are women because governments keep trying to legislate away our bodily autonomy

I don't understand why people act like Hasan Piker is/was ever a conundrum for Democrats. I don't understand why Democrats act like Hasan Piker is/was ever a conundrum for Democrats. Skill issue. So what if he's a big political streamer? Fame is fleeting and the people who watch him do so because they want to be entertained. Simply be the better entertainer. Beat his fucking ass in the proverbial town square, make it funny and humiliating, and we will never have to hear from this moron again.