woah mamma mia cunt

Every story needs to have at least one weird and terrible woman. Preferably more. Art needs to have more weird women in general but there specifically needs to be more weird and terrible women out there. Weird and terrible woman who's a confusing pervert. Weird and terrible woman who's legit kinda evil. Weird and terrible woman with a multitude of issues to unpack (she won't she'll just keep being weird and terrible). Weird and terrible woman who's The Worst but is really really funny. Weird and terrible woman who's morbidly fascinating to watch and makes you constantly ask "what is her fucking problem". Imagine the possibilities. A beautiful world awaits. Oh, your story doesn't have a weirdo freak woman who sucks so bad it's unreal? Then what's even the fucking POINT

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.