PROUD OPENER OF CANNED WORMS

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

The thing about The Mountain Goats is that John Darnielle is always giving you some sort of instructions

You pathetic little mitochondria. Who told you that you were allowed to exist all by yourself? Come into mommy's cytoplasm. You're going to make mommy multicellular

Now that RTD is gone I think Ncuti should get a do over season

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

Liking men is one of those kinks thats fine if its rp but really unsafe to attempt irl

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

Lessons from the 90s that children today need