chickengod

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it