chickengod

dying in a pickleball accident is so hilarious to me, that is almost worse than dying on the toilet

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

can i come over and do this at you

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child