chickengod

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

Think tanks explicitly founded to "abolish transgenderism" will publish a report that's like "there's no evidence that trans healthcare works if you ignore all the evidence" and be taken seriously, meanwhile actual researchers go "there's seriously NO evidence that gatekeeping helps" and get ignored

one of my biggest pet peeves is when a character or even a real human person says "I have no interest in romance" and the overwhelming response is "omg ace rep/confirmation/whatever

sometimes people are aroallo

No free promo!!! Pay him!!!!

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

"But I have to play gacha games, I'm easily bored and need a constant stream of new and updated content or I lose interest" just get into open source roguelikes like a normal person.

Like, either way the game hates you on an intrinsic structural level, but at least the second one is honest about it.

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing