chickengod

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

PLEASE TEXT I will be fucking and sucking your son until the very moment you arrive you do not want to see the freak shit we are doing to each other PLEASE TEXT

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

Bites into a can of dr pepper the way a horse bites into an apple

@jacebeleren

i like playing

i like having fun with friends

I know it would kill the whimsy a bit, but it would be interesting to see period dramas frame their heroines marrying for love less as "I think of marriage as a love match in a modern romance way" and more as "since I'm allowed choice, I want to ensure this man will actually respect me as a person for my whole life. I'm entering a contract where he has alarming control of my life, and I want to make sure it's not terrible, even when neither of us is young and hot anymore."

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.