chickengod

it turns out if you just like hang out near people eventually you are friends

Fidel Castro

The most efficient way to exercise +5 hairless dogs at once is figure out which one of them is the fastest runner, slather that one with butter, and let them all loose at once to a fenced yard.

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

in a move that will make people on all sides mad, i would like to propose that we start creating more cis characters who got or want to get themselves gender-affirming surgeries. cis girls should get a phalloplasty if they just want a dick. cis guys should rock breast augmentations.

in an ideal world, these would just be things anyone can choose to do with their own body whenever they want, and fuck a diagnosis or a letter from your therapist. vaginoplasty is for everyone. and in that ideal world, i would hope that we’d also see this reflected in the characters we see and the stories we tell, where it’d be totally normal to have a trans guy and a cis girl realize they’ve both had top surgery and bond over how much better life is now that they don’t have to worry about tits.

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.