*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
will byers stan first human second
Stranger Things
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Love Begins

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

#extradirty
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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

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i think being surrounded by couples rn is kinda making me wanna kms
Ohhhh. We can change the color and fonts and formats of our text posts on tumblr because it’s the new pdf
Movement nudge
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Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before
The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room

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Hey, do you guys remember my 18th Century Life Coach, Gary?
He has finally accepted what people have been telling him for years ("Hey, dude, you kinda look like Ben Franklin. You should capitalize on that")
Gary IMMEDIATELY gets out there and takes the most Ben Franklin photo I've ever seen
I just
Behold
did you know you can poke holes in your Otamatone and stick taxidermy eyes in them
and then even smaller
the fairy vs walrus thing has been tried and died by now ofc but seeing this is rly like
yeah no id be way more confused by random walrus encounter
yeah no id be
way more confused by random
walrus encounter
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
we can’t keep letting him get away with this

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.
u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)
GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH
ARRRGGHHH MY BONES
i’m calling them blellow
me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
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once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)
Friend inside me is real and on suicide watch

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Mr bean isnt funny you just want to fuck him
the soppiest edit you'll watch today is about two middle aged men in a psychosexual workplace situationship