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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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No but seriously imagine it:
You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.
I really hate those stupids posts that are like:
“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”
You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.
For the uninformed:
This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns
here’s my issue with the harkness test
The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster
look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”
questioning myself after making this
Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??
That’s your big takeaway from this post??
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
I FINALLY FOUND IT
Found what?
This Legendary post
This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it
Someone confirm that these are all different people.
it’s here it’s on my dash!!
seeing ancient tumblr posts in the flesh rather than in screenshots has the same energy as seeing an infamous relic in a museum for the first time
Figure skating photos are perfectly demonstrating my day to day emotions and i don’t know why I’ve never used them til now
UGH WHY:
#Greathairday
‘… why you do this?’:
‘What the FUQ u looking at me for, mate!?’
‘YEEEEEEEEEE SUCKAS’:
#Ballin’
When a hot stranger walks by:
When they ask ‘who was the weak link in the group project’:
When you find that REAL GOOD FIC:
‘MMMMM GUUURL’
When your boss tells you to do something, so you do it, but then realise you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing:
When you keep doing the job but still dont know what you’re doing and how has no one noticed yet!!???
fuck it i’m done
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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
Dick Hunter
IT’S FUCKING BACK
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
What the heck why not
Give me the DOOT DOOT
PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME
There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am
I WANT THE DOOT DOOT
HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT
Holy fuck
Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid
im sorry i have to know
As they say, curiosity killed the cat
Curiosity over powered me today.
same ^^^^^^^
Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?
If it’s fake then we both got tricked. I can’t belive I got forgotten by even the doot doot post
Nope it’s real. Just found this in my inbox. God f**king damn it
Give it to me bitches
Excuse me? Still waiting 😅
I GOT IT!!
is it fr?
…
I doubt it
IT WORKS?!
;-;
hey i’d like a doot doot please :D
I want a doot doot now.. °^°
I’m a simple woman. I see doot doot and I am happy.
Doot doot fuels my soul
I wanna test this out
What sorcery is this there are so many reblogs and notes how much time do y'all have tf 😭🧐
send doot 😩✋
The ongoing doot doot thread-
GIVE ME THE DOOT
Gimme
Gib doot
doot doot
give me the doot doot you cowards
SURRENDER THE DOOT
GIVE IT TO ME
Yes give me the doot
I want a doot doot😁
This is an older post and I’m skeptical but I wanna doot doot
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
the notes are broken 😂
Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes.
Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!
date of origin: 9th of november, 2016.
No fucking way
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my mom actually got me my gf cause she came up to her and started gushing about me and showed her a picture and was like 'shes always whining about not having a girlfriend:/ and i always say honey one day the right girl will come!! heres her numer, can you tell her im right??' and later that day the girl texted me 'are you really such a whiny bottom that even your mom knows' and we hooked up and got together afterwards so thanks mom youre the best
i’m screaming every single part of this is wild and it just keeps getting better
