DO YOU KNOW A SONG ABOUT VELOCIRAPTORS?

fwiw nothing in the world annoys me as much as people who are expressing a religious worldview but refuse to admit it. "nature designed us for" you mean your god "the cosmic balance will" youre free to believe that but don't make me playact with you "it's objectively good and moral" according to your belief system yes. i however worship a single cthonic glass frog (cochranella euknemos to be precise) who showed up well after humans had evolved and is ambivalent to us at best. xe operates a reincarnation system for our souls completely at random because there was no system when xe arrived here and the disorganisation stressed xem out. xe does have favourite colours and will prejudicially hand out better next lives if you spent your last one increasing the proliferation of those colours in the world, however, we have no idea which colour pleases xem most and as such the only moral way to live is to make everything as polychromatic as possible in increase your chances of delighting the frog. so none of that other stuff applies to me thank you

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

'heh.. well I think I have something that will pique your interest..' [slides one rubber beetle figurine across the table]

guy finds a beetle in his apartment and texts his roommate hey did you invite someone over

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

ayy we're gettin panoramic in the club "everyone starts rotating to get a better view of their surroundings

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.

i miss everyone

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry