Oh No The World Is Ending

Fidel Castro

Great. Just great. My son didn't inherit my bloodline curse. God I hate him so much.

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

@fangorn-forest

I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

lowkey things are shaping up to be pretty odd

Torterra.....