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i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.