:P

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy