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Its time to reblog silly duck again
Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years
Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*
and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3
happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her
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"If you accept any food from the fae, they shall never let you go" is a human belief. The fair folk stand by the principle that if you feed 'em, you gotta keep 'em. If wildlife learns to rely on you for food, you have already fucked up, and you can't just stop feeding them cold turkey. That human is your responsibility now. Because you left your peach cobbler unsupervised.
Stealing babies because they thought if you touch them the mothers will reject them.
THIS!
Now that it's spring, it's super important to remember that the "humans will reject their babies if they smell like fae" thing is a myth.
If you see a baby human walking around, leave it alone. The parent is probably nearby and it WILL attack you if you go near it.
If the human is really small and can't really walk, but isn't injured, the human nest is probably nearby. Put it back and leave quickly; both to not frighten the humans and because they can really hurt you if you bother them.
If you find a baby human that is injured or the parents don't show up, THEN you call a rehab, explain the situation in detail, and ask them what to do. DO NOT attempt to feed it yourself; ask the rehabber first. Many things that people think of as "human food" can actually be really bad for them!
i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

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Chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus)
Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.
Happy May Day all. Solidarity and all that jazz. For your brain, some history on May Day and how it came to be: 1. The Zinn Education Project: May 4, 1886: Haymarket Tragedy
2. IWW Historical Archives: The Brief Origins of May Day
3. NPR : What is May Day? For the most part, the opposite of capitalism
May Day is not officially acknowledged in the U.S. because of what historians say is an ongoing resistance to unity among the working class.
Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.
Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy
human diplomat: [laughs at joke]
vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

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i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in
update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald