Typical Laowai

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting