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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES